Hello! I'm Bunz, and I like to write some WEIRD stuff!

If you'd like something weird to be written for you, you've come to the right place. Y'know, gross kinky stuff. Oodles of goodness. That sorta thing. Oh! And SFW cuteness too! NSFW is optional. C:If you wish to commission me, please read this entire page.This is a safe space. I will not shame you for what you like. Just because I won’t write something doesn’t mean it’s bad, it’s just something I believe I don’t have the skillset for.

What do I write?

I LOVE to write:

  • Any genders

  • Angst with a happy ending

  • Fluff!!! LOTS OF FLUFF!!!!!

  • Found family/domestic dynamics

  • Slice of life

  • Sickfic

  • Hurt/comfort

  • Romance

  • Emotional scenes/crying

  • Childhood friends to lovers

  • Rivals to lovers

  • REALISM

  • SFW ABDL/Age regression/CGL

  • Intimacy that isn’t inherently sexual

  • Very niche, unusual fetishes

  • Consensual scenes

  • All sexual orientations (straight, LBGT, etc.)

  • Oral, vaginal, and anal

  • Diaper play (both wetting and messing, but wetting is preferred)

  • Parental/gentle domination

  • Watersports/piss/omorashi

  • Male lactation

  • Pet play

  • Light bondage

  • Romantic sex

  • Teasing

  • Dom/sub dynamics

  • Butt and thigh play

  • Spanking

  • Aftercare

  • Height Differences

  • Small/large penis play

  • Sex toys

  • Attraction to certain foods or scents

  • Different clothing material/clothes play/crossdressing

  • Cute/wholesome sex

  • Dry sex

  • Characters aged 18+

  • Human/humanoid characters

I am able to/willing to write:

  • Dubious consent/implied consent

  • Hypnosis

  • Heavy angst/darker themes

  • Kidnapping

  • Plushies/plushophilia

  • Light Scat/Poo (must be in diapers or pants! CANNOT BE EXPOSED SCAT!)

  • Farting

  • Mild feederism/weight gain

  • Furry/Anthro characters

  • Foot play

  • Rough sex

  • Heavy BDSM

  • Mild pain infliction such as cuts, bruises, slapping, or punching

  • Drug/alcohol usage

  • Pregnancy/breeding

  • Mild Blood play

  • Inanimate object attraction

  • Inflatables

  • Messy play (food, slime, glue, etc)

  • Vomit (such as cum vomit or the inclusion of vomit in sickfic)

  • Transformation (gender, inanimate object, etc.)

  • SOME noncon/rape, ASK ME ABOUT THIS! I’m still a noob at writing it haha;;

I will NOT write:

  • Characters under 18 years old in sexual situations (petite/short characters are fine, just have to be 18+)

  • Extreme mutilation, gore, gutspill, or gruesome death

  • Coprophagia (eating poo) or exposed scat

  • Zoophilia/feral

  • Vore

  • Extreme weight gain

  • Inflation

  • Race play/racism

Don't see your interest or kink in any of these lists? Just ask!

Fandoms/Games I’m most familiar with

I am the most well-versed in FIRE EMBLEM, it being my main fandom. This includes:
Fire Emblem Awakening
Fire Emblem Fates
Fire Emblem Heroes
Fire Emblem Warriors
Fire Emblem Three Houses
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
Fire Emblem EngageI am also very well-versed in the Pokémon universe, particularly:
Sword and Shield
Scarlet and Violet
Mystery Dungeon (Explorers of Sky was my whole damn childhood lol)I am also a fan of Vocal Synths such as Vocaloids.I also play other games such as Animal Crossing.But I LOVE writing about Original Characters too, so let me write about your OCs! Tell me all about ‘em! looks at you with my autistic eyes

I am willing to try and write for fandoms I am not aware of! Please note that this will affect the quality of the work. There may be extra charge for a fandom I do not know at all, since that requires time to research.

Terms of Service

  • You must be 18 years old or older to commission me. NO EXCEPTIONS.

  • I have the right to deny any commission regardless of the reason.

  • My work can take anywhere from a few hours to a whole month or more depending on how busy I am and my motivation. I do not do this full-time, so please be patient. If I am unable to complete your work after over 30 days, a full refund can be provided.

  • Do not use my work for commercial purposes or publish on any platforms without my permission.

  • Do not share my personal information/PayPal information with anyone.

  • Once permission is granted you may post the story on whatever media platform you want as long as it has PROPER CREDIT to me. (For example, making a drawing of the story and including the story in the description, or posting the story to a fanfiction forum with proper credit to me). Credit me via my Twitter or AO3.

  • All of my work is purely fictional and does not reflect the views or opinions of me, the writer, or the commissioner.

  • I'm not into everything that I write. More often than not I do not get sexual gratification from what I write. Please keep conversations with me civil-- I am not here to engage in erotic roleplay. I am here to provide a product.

  • Just because I will not write a kink or element does not mean I am shaming you for it. You can have whatever fantasies (within legal boundaries) you want to have, I just can't write certain things because they either make me uncomfortable or I am terrible at writing it.

  • Please provide me with as much information on what you want as possible. I want every detail because I want to make sure my work is exactly what you are looking for.

  • I will not write about real people. All characters must be characters from a fictional story or a made up OC. The only real-life person I am willing to include in a story is the reader/customer. (For example, a character x reader fic.)

  • If you are unsatisfied with my work, please contact me and we can discuss the problem before you leave a negative review. I want to improve myself and my work.

  • If you would like, I can post my work on my AO3 account. If you want it to remain anonymous, that is also okay.

  • The prices of my work are subject to change. If I change the price before I finish your work, you can pay the original price you ordered before the change. Please note if I increase or decrease my price it is nothing against you, I am simply following supply/demand protocol.

  • I accept payment through PayPal or Cashapp, with PayPal being preferred.

PricingThis is subject to change!

  • 2.5 cents per word

  • For example, a ~2000 word story is $50. A ~5000 word story is $125.

  • There is a $10 fee for NSFW stories.

  • There is a $20 fee for writing a fandom I am unfamiliar with due to research time.

SPECIAL OFFERS!

  • WILDCARD PACKAGE: Recieve a completely random fic (random kinks/plotline decided by me) from a fandom or OCs of your choosing for $45. ~3500 words.

  • ARTISTIC FREEDOM BONUS: Provide just the characters and a list of general kinks or elements and let me decide the plot for a 10% discount.

  • META BONUS: Fanfictions based on my original characters/universes/fanfics (ADKOF, SM01, etc.) get a 10% discount.

  • REPEAT BONUS: Repeat customers (purchased 2 or more fics) get a 10% discount.

  • WRITER PACKAGE: Receive a list of writing prompts and/or character/OC ideas for $10.